God and the devil had an interesting conversation.
Devil: I can do whatever you do, God. (Devil proclaims boastfully)
God: Oh really?! You can?
Devil: Sure! I can do whatever you do.
God: Okay. (God bends down, scoops some sand in his hands, breathe into it, and viola, it became a living being). Try that for starters (God says calmly).
Devil: Easy! (Devil bends down, scoops some sand, was about to blow into it when God interrupted…)
God: Hey stop! Get your own sand!