worst story that never happened

WORST STORY THAT NEVER HAPPENED

Two months ago, I lost my mum. It was the worst thing that never happened to me. Every insecurities I had had had suddenly came to fore, pounding me like a two weeks old ex-monk.

First, I was newly married, so I still hadn’t gotten used to my wife’s cooking. My mummy’s food was always my saving grace. I could go to the market, get the foodstuff and call her I was coming with food ingredients.

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MY GOOGLE VS. PEOPLE EXPERIENCE

Twice have I lost my way in the Supermall now that ended with looking for the right things in the wrong places!

First was me looking for McDonald’s. My Nigerian brother told me it was cheaper than Burger King. He described where it was for me. Unfortunately for me, the only thing I heard was ‘mall’.

There was I, in the mall, looking for McDonald’s. I put it on Google map, walking towards it. But the more I walk, it was like the place was moving too; away.

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I ONCE LOST ABOUT 100 POEMS!

It was in part three, OAU (2013). I had a mini laptop. I think it was Lenovo.

This is how I remember it.

I was at the English Department lobby having just finished writing a poem. I think it was about the way people see things around them. Not sure, but it was a long one.

I finished the poem, saved it and proceeded to do other things. Suddenly the system restarted. It shocked me. I didn’t do that, but then I quickly shoved it off and waited for it to restart. Stuff happens, I guess.

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