Archives July 2020

MY GOOGLE VS. PEOPLE EXPERIENCE

Twice have I lost my way in the Supermall now that ended with looking for the right things in the wrong places!

First was me looking for McDonald’s. My Nigerian brother told me it was cheaper than Burger King. He described where it was for me. Unfortunately for me, the only thing I heard was ‘mall’.

There was I, in the mall, looking for McDonald’s. I put it on Google map, walking towards it. But the more I walk, it was like the place was moving too; away.

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LETTER TO MY SON

The day love would find me
In the eyes of my son
Is the day I would shame milk
Relinquishing it to you, my Sun.

Silence will not be golden the day you come
Everyone will need you to cry!
Oh my baby! Sing the song of tears
Tell us the stories of foetal fears
That you had growing within years!

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DO YOU KNOW THE APP CALLED WHATSMOCK?

So, apparently, there’s an app called WhatsMock. I’m shocked as you are, but hold on. The function of the app is create fake WhatsApp chats with real contacts and probably real life issues.

Which means, with this app, you can easily create a topic of discussion, put words into the mouth of your other contact, insert your own words to make a make-believe conversation. It is so real you would hardly mistake it for a fake conversation.

Now you are shocked?! Welcome to the party! I was literally astounded when I discovered it. I went straight to Google Playstore, downloaded it and conducted a mock experiment! Ladies and gentlemen of the jury, I was shocked!

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dear young man

𝑫𝒆𝒂𝒓 𝒀𝒐𝒖𝒏𝒈 𝑴𝒂𝒏; DIFFERENT IS NOT WRONG

Dear young man,

Two things can be right at the same time. I say again, two things; two views (opinions/people) can be right at the same time. Difference does not mean wrong. People have different backgrounds, with different experiences. Hence, it is normal we respond to situations differently.

With this in mind, the next best thing is to appreciate this difference. Understand that not everyone is out to get you!

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